(Source: eeisenberg, via panic-at-221b-baker-street)

(Source: halliebadger, via lorelaidanes)

hahahahahahhahah

(Source: ridiculevenustiorum, via 10knotes)

• Television:In the criminal justice system--
• Me:SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

kellyvanshe:

The Carrie Diaries

SO KEEN 

I want a tiny turtle!!

(via c00lbeansss)

• Me:Can I go to the bathroom?
• Teacher:What for?
• Me:TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

(Source: heroin, via steer-away)

“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”

(Source: dairyoutomove)

kellyoxford:

A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.

“It had to be Robin”

(Source: stinson-scherbatsky, via glassesofwater)

this is  neat! 

(via smokeporch)

this makes me laugh every time! 

(Source: lukesdiner)

this is neat!

(Source: frillyknick3rs, via castingthisasymmetry)

diaryofarambler:

picturesque london. i think i could live there. even on a rainy day. im sure i could bear that for a little while.